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Hi I am Derek Bum, say Goodbye to daily stains and dirty surfaces with new Kitchen Gun. This sink is filthy, but just three shots from Kitchen Gun... BANG BANG BANG and it sparkles like neeeeew. Look at how it cleans this greasy herd. BANG BANG BANG GOODBYE DIRT Grubby tiles... BANG BANG BANG I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN, smoch Rusty tabs! BANG BANG BANG AHAHAHAHAHA You can even use it on the washing up! BANG BANG BANG There, all clean aagaaain! NEW KITCHEN GUN Now with laser sights and night vision for after dark cleaning!!

Invented the Kitchen Gun.Derek Bum is just his street name.